TO JOE BIDEN (Late Night Dedication: 4/6/20)

Verbatim quote from a Biden interview today (with ABC news) link here in case you don’t quite believe me:

…“We cannot let this, we’ve never allowed any crisis from the Civil War straight through to the pandemic of 17, all the way around, 16, we have never, never let our democracy sakes second fiddle, way they, we can both have a democracy and elections and at the same time correct public health.”…

If Chevy Chase had any guts he’d come out of retirement just to mock this (you know, the way he once did Gerald Ford…rather brilliantly). He wouldn’t need to change a word.

Since he doesn’t and he won’t, I think we all know what Joe needs to hear:


I don’t want to make a habit of this. I prefer to generate my own ideas/content. But the more I thought about this, the more the challenge/absurdity made me smile….So, again from one of those memes that’s going around…(tried to link live versions where available.)

The 30 Day Song Challenge…(I think the idea is to name the first song you love that comes to mind. Anyway that’s the spirit I’m taking.)

NANCY SINATRA? SAM THE SHAM? KILLING GOOKS? HEY, WHAT’S THE DIFF? (Found in the Connection….Rattling Loose End #15)

From the “It Isn’t Just Elvis They Say Stupid Stuff About” department:

“For the duality I mentioned earlier is really a ruse, since Kubrick has a unified field theory of the psychosexual origins of conflict which manifests itself equally in the perfect discipline and the spotlessly clean barracks of Parris Island and in the chaos, mud and blood of Hué at the time of the Tet offensive. He cleverly embeds the war culture in the US, as represented by Parris Island, and the popular culture of what the grunts all call ‘the world’ in Vietnam. The latter takes the form of some of the most brutalist and repellant popular music of the period — ‘These Boots are Made for Walkin’’ by Nancy Sinatra, ‘Woolly Bully’ by Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs, and ‘Surfin’ Bird’ by the Trashmen most notably — all played at top volume, in order to present to us a vision of the war as a kind of wild fraternity party.”

(Source: James Bowman, being the sort of pro-war intellectual who works daily to ensure we will win no more wars. Diary entry on Full Metal Jacket published on, July 10, 2013.)

I mean, the “brutalist” Nancy Sinatra is one thing. I expect that sort of he-must-be-a-genius-because-no-ordinary-man-would-ever-think-of-it insight from the Conservatives-Who-Do-Not-Conserve, even those, like Bowman, who–believe it or not–can sometimes pass for intelligent.

But “Woolly Bully?”…“Surfin’ Bird?”

Jeez. Now they’re dissin’ the poets!

These people have no shame whatsoever!

Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs “Wolly Bully” (Television Performance…Proving that one man’s “brutalist popular culture” is another man’s idea of heaven)

And just for good measure, here’s Nancy, circa 1966, conducting somewhat more effective foreign policy than the War…er, Defense Department.

Nancy Sinatra “These Boots Are Made For Walkin'” (Live on Italian Television)