Barrack Obama’s Inspector General, Michael Horowitz (retained by the Trump Administration), is releasing a mammoth report today. It’s been anticipated for months and culminates a year-and-a-half long investigation of something or other (I think it was originally supposed to be about Hilary Clinton’s emails but I wouldn’t swear that’s still the case).
Whatever else it says, here’s the first tidbit from the initial news reports–and it’s all that matters.
From the Page-Strzock Files:
Lisa Page: “(Trump’s) not ever going to become president, right? Right?!”
Peter Strzok: “No. No he’s not. We’ll stop it.”
By “we” Strzok meant the FBI, where both he and Page were high-ranking officials during the 2016 election cycle. You can Google their names if you haven’t been following along and want to know more.
Meanwhile, at least we know who was really trying to rig the 2016 election.
Perhaps we can take cold comfort in discovering, at last, their startling degree of incompetence.
And don’t worry. Page (resigned) and Strzok (demoted) are gone. But the people who took their place (think Team Mueller) are no brighter and no more principled.
The message, as always, is that Donald Trump is opposed by a Clown Show: They clown. He laughs.
Though, I admit, this is almost as funny as it is frightening in a banality-of-evil sort of way:
There, I just saved ya’ll the trouble of attending that endless IG report everybody’s been breathlessly awaiting for a year….or, worse, having to listen to the news.
So take it Eddie….Please, God, take it: