BLOOMBERG IN, BLOOMBERG OUT (Late Night Dedication: 3/5/20)

Today Michael Bloomberg withdrew from the race for the Democratic nomination and endorsed his chief rival, Joe Biden, a man who doesn’t know what day of the week it is, what state he’s in or whether his wife is his sister.

It’s weird. If I knew Mike Bloomberg wasn’t going anywhere why did he, a purportedly rational man, need to spend $700 million dollars to win a few dozen delegates and find it out for himself?

What is it Donald Trump keeps saying? This thing I do, it’s not easy.

To think, if Mini-Mike had only listened to me, Trump and Ringo, he would not stand today, forever exposed as the biggest schmuck of all time.

Oh well….Here’s to you…

Schmuck.

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