BEFORE I GET LEFT BEHIND….

The thirty-five months that have passed since Donald Trump announced he was running for president have made me almost regret I didn’t start a political blog on the spot. I say “almost” because it would have meant giving up this blog and any chance of writing or publishing fiction, plus attracting a bunch of abuse from “partisans” and other weirdos (probably from both ends–I’m that kind of guy when it comes to Politics).

Still, once in a while I find myself wondering why neither the media nor the host of political blogs/twitter feeds I follow on a regular basis have managed to notice something.

To that end, it was interesting to come across a story today (from Kim Strassel in the Wall Street Journal–sorry it wasn’t behind a pay wall but now it is, so I’m not linking) that was the first to suggest something I’ve assumed was obvious for at least a year: That the FBI planted someone inside the Trump campaign in 2016.

I even have a pretty good idea of who that someone has to be–I’m not saying the name, though, because I don’t want to impugn the integrity of anyone on the basis of a gut feeling when there’s even a slim chance they might be innocent. Let’s just say that, if his name comes up again, I’ll refer back to this moment. And, if I’m wrong and it’s someone else, I’ll happily admit I’m wrong.

I assume that some reporters (including Strassel) can put two and two together as well as I can, though, and are holding back on publishing the obvious name for the same reason I am (well that and libel laws).

I just hope they aren’t holding back on actual reporting.

Because I’d really hate to think the only reason the new era’s muckrakers aren’t eager to track down the FBI’s mole in the Trump campaign (or White House?) is because, in an age when every major “news” organization must at least be suspected of being an intelligence asset, they’re not too sure who their editor works for (and that would certainly not exclude the WSJ, as fiercely anti-Trump as any other news organization, right up until the moment they figured out he had a chance to win).

I mean, that’d be depressing….

STUPID STUFF PEOPLE SAY ABOUT ELVIS (Quote the Tenth)

“What’s essential (i.e. about Elvis’ music) could fit on a single CD or perhaps two.” (Source: Jim Fusilli, Wall Street Journal, Jan. 3, 2011)

From a review of “The Complete Elvis Presley Masters.”

This is a corrollary to the fifties’ theory proposed by Jackie Gleason–“He can’t last, I tell you flatly, he can’t last.”

Like Gleason himself, you probably thought that theory was long disproved!

No worries. The Wall Street Journal (an institution which knows a thing or two about keeping disproved theories alive, well and aimed directly at the heart of the American Experiment) is here to tell us that, in fact, he didn’t last!

Here’s my theory: Some wars never end.

And I love that “perhaps two.”