The Health Care Debate has been cracking me up, just like it was 2009. One of my favorite people on Twitter was just lamenting “They hate us!” It doesn’t even matter who “they” are, because my response to “they hate us” is always “No duh.”
Everybody should relax. The amount of Health Care you have is the same as it always has been and always will be.
It’s exactly the amount the Overlords want you to have.
Not one bit more, not one bit less.
At any second of your life.
No Kabuki Dance on Capitol Hill has ever changed that or ever will.
For any of that to matter you’d have to be living in some sort of representative democracy or something.
So…Wait, who was I dedicating this to?
Oh, yes. Lamenters. Teeth gnashers. Those eternally surprised to discover that the people you hate, hate you back. Or lie around thinking John McCain just reversed an eight-year voting pattern (again) because he had a sudden bout of conscience or got all weepy because Ken Burns was nice to him in Vietnam.
All them folks who never went to church or else just never listened.
That’s taking in a lot, but I believe we’re up to it!
Take it boys…